Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Guinness: The BEASTLIEST Brew




If you are even the slightest bit familiar with Burlie, chances are you know he is a Huge Fan of Guinness.
But now, there is another reason to love the Black Stuff: The New Guinness Ad...
(Please view until the end--it's worth it!)

One of my housemates showed this ad to Burlie...

This manly Beast watched these Beastly men...and at the end of the ad, he was very much affected...


...and not at all ashamed.

And he loves Guinness more than ever!

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It's a truly Beastly brew--enjoy responsibly. (And kindly.)
Sláinte!

Friday, June 21, 2013

Burlie & Friend Demonstrate the Summer Solstice



"Solstice" means many things. Astronomically, spiritually, temporally...

 One can just say, "Hey! This is the longest day of the year! Enjoy!"


Or one can get into apogee, perigee, "angles of orbital displacement" -- and all manner of concepts that Beasts have no use for.

To the Beasts, the Solstice is simple. And delightful! And they want it to be for you, too.

So Burlie and Friend have come up with this handy demonstration:


Beastly Solstice, all!


Saturday, June 15, 2013

Beast-Parents' Day: Fathering







Just as not all Beasts have mothers, many also don't have fathers.
(After all, Beasts and other Magical Beings aren't always created in quite the way we human "Giants" are.)

But being created without traditional fathers just means that they go out and find fathers. And they go out and find other Beasts and Beings in need of fathering.

They offer rescue and comfort:




They protect, and stand up for what is right.









They teach valuable lessons, and lead the way...







...and look out for danger.

They nurture...



They listen.

















They play...

 

...and sometimes make funny faces.




They provide sustenance.







They show that big boys do cry...



And they give love.



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The Beasts and Beings
Send special Fathers' Day love to human "Giants"...
Who are fatherly, whether fathers or not...
Who wish they were fathers...
and
Who miss their fathers.