Thursday, October 4, 2012

MONSTER Sale!!!



Burlie was "helping" me drive. 



Suddenly, he yanked the wheel. 



I had to brake sharply. Before I could chide him about Safety, he was gone. Then I saw what had grabbed his attention:



And there he was...
PROTESTING!


(Ever since the Beasts Occupied Wall Street, Burlie has been given to "Occupying" anything he doesn't like. He used to just punch people.)

He climbed atop the sign...
...and raged:

"Monsters have Rights!
They are Living Beings!
Just like us Beasts!
Just like you Giants!"
[By "Giants," he of course meant us humans.]
"They can't be SOLD, like things!"

He went on, quite eloquently, about "Giants" enslaving and selling all manner of Beasts and Beings--even Giants enslaving other Giants


I NEVER would have gotten him away if I hadn't told him he had misunderstood the sign...
...that it was the MONSTERS
 who were doing the selling.

That cheered him up.



 And we were back on the road.

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You may think he is a Monster--
Though he's not, he doesn't mind.
Beasts know we're all united.
They await true Human Kind.









3 comments:

  1. You effing well ROCK! Another fine installment... Viva --T

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  2. The Beasts sure picked the right person to hang out to study true humanKIND! xoxoxo Love you all!!!

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  3. Ahem. Burlie is unaware of a Certain Transaction at the Jennifer Russell Studio: http://www.etsy.com/transaction/51745590

    But of course, he was not SOLD. (Never!) This was more a matter of paying his passage --from the Enchanted Emerald Isle.

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