Of all the things we human "Giants" do that puzzle the Beasts, one of the most baffling is...
Mowing the lawn.
Or, as they call it, "murdering the grass."
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And they want us to STOP!
Right now!
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Apart from the appalling slaughter of innocent greenery, the Beasts and Beings point out that there are much better things we can do with our time.
Such as:
Read a good book.
Share a stout with a friend.
Go for a hike.
Use plants for medicine, magic, and food.
Enjoy the flowers...
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...and beFriend them.
Comfort the ones whose friends have been mowed down.
So...
Save your lawn...
Savor your lawn!
And have a Beastly Day!
I totally agree! I think that lawn mowers (and chain saws) are weapons of mass destruction!
ReplyDeleteThe Beasts suggest we get a nice goat or sheep to crop our grass.
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