Of all the things we human "Giants" do that puzzle the Beasts, one of the most baffling is...
Mowing the lawn.
Or, as they call it, "murdering the grass."
And they want us to STOP!
Right now!
Apart from the appalling slaughter of innocent greenery, the Beasts and Beings point out that there are much better things we can do with our time.
Such as:
Read a good book.
Share a stout with a friend.
Go for a hike.
Use plants for medicine, magic, and food.
Enjoy the flowers...
...and beFriend them.
Comfort the ones whose friends have been mowed down.
So...
Save your lawn...
Savor your lawn!
And have a Beastly Day!
I totally agree! I think that lawn mowers (and chain saws) are weapons of mass destruction!
ReplyDeleteThe Beasts suggest we get a nice goat or sheep to crop our grass.
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